WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 28, 1998
~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:
It's better to die with a good name than to live with a bad one. - Ecclesiastes 7:1
Shared by Robbi Mikkola
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
The whole being of any Christian is Faith and Love... Faith brings the man to God, love brings him to men. - Martin Luther (1483-1546)
Shared by Christian Quotation of the Day http://www.gospelcom.net/cqod/cqodlist.htm
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
ODD SIGNS, Mostly form England - Part 2 of 2
Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here for More than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of.
Sign on motorway garage:
Please Do Not Smoke near Our Petrol Pumps. Your Life May Not Be Worth Much but Our Petrol is.
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed Due to Illness
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay in Your Car
Seen during a conference:
For Anyone Who Has Children and Doesn't Know It, There Is a Day Care on the First Floor
Notice in a field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers to Cross the Field for Free, but the Bull Charges
Sign on a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard on the Door - the Bell Doesn't Work)
Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
Beware! I Shoot Every Tenth Trespasser and the Ninth One Has Just Left
Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
Toilet out of Order. Please Use Floor below.
Shared by Richard C. Brown
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. He kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who was at a business meeting in Florida. She was perplexed by the message on her card: "Our deepest sympathy." But she was not nearly as surprised as the woman whose husband had just passed away. Her card read, "Hotter here than I expected. Too bad you didn't come too."
Shared by Kitty's Daily Mews http://www.katscratch.com/mews.html
~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:
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