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WITandWISDOM(tm) - April 29, 1998 THOUGHTS: A laugh is just like sunshine. It freshens all the day. (Shared by Hinshaws via MONDAY FODDER by Dave in Hong Kong dgaufaaa@iohk.com) SPECIAL THOUGHTS: A VALUABLE ASSET - Author Unknown To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed his final exam. To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE DAY Ask a daily wage laborer who has ten kids to feed. To realize the value of ONE HOUR Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet or . . . To realize the value of ONE MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the train. To realize the value of ONE SECOND Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you share it with someone special . . . special enough to have your time. . . (Shared by Fred Adams) THIS & THAT: "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President." - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents "Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark "Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." - General William Westmoreland "If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." -Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin "My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." - Ron Richards "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?" - Rita Rudner "The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in." - Yakov Smirnoff "Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease." - Bill Maher (Shared by Steve Sanderson via ‘Have A Nice Day' E-mail list smiles@bapp.com) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy (Shared by Granny's Funnies http://members.aol.com/grannyx7/DGF.html) TRIVIA: FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS, From Harper's Index Automobile Habits: 45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light. 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts. 4 out of 5 sing in the car. (Shared by Kat via ‘Have A Nice Day' E-mail list smiles@bapp.com) |