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WITandWISDOM(tm) - May 18, 1998 THOUGHTS: Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith. - Henry Ward Beecher (Shared by INSPIRE http://www.infoadvn.com/inspire/) SPECIAL THOUGHTS: BIBLE "911" INDEX When in sorrow, call John 14. When men fail you, call Psalm 27. If you want to be fruitful, call John 15. When you have sinned, call Psalm 51. When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34. When you are in danger, call Psalm 91. When God seems far away, call Psalm 139. When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11. When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23. When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Cor. 13. For the secret to happiness, call Col. 3:12-17. For idea of Christianity, call 1 Cor. 5:15-19. When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:31-39. When you want peace and rest, call Matt. 11:25-30. When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90. When you want Christian assurance, call Romans 8:1-30. When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121. When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67. For a great invention/opportunity, call Isaiah 55. When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1. How to get along with fellow men, call Romans 12. When you think of investments/returns, call Mark 10. If you are depressed, call Psalm 27. If your pocketbook is empty, call Psalm 37. If your losing confidence in people, call 1 Cor. 13. If people seem unkind, call John 15. If discouraged about your work, call Psalm 126. If you find the world growing small, and yourself great, call Psalm 19. These emergency numbers may be dialed direct. No operator assistance is necessary. All lines are open hours a day! Feed your faith, and doubt will starve to death! (Shared by Stanley Baldwin) THIS & THAT: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? (Shared by Stan Copeland via "The Sixth Sense - The Sense of Humor" 6th-Sense@ClearVista.com) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music . . . and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard Two planes arrived at flight control at exactly the same time. Flight control said, "Delta, Continental, you both arrived at the same time. Who wants to go first?" The Continental pilot immediately heard, "Go ahead, Delta, I'll wait!" (Shared by Laugh-A-Lot! laughalot-owner@graceweb.org) TRIVIA: It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. (Shared by Granny's Funnies http://members.aol.com/grannyx7/DGF.html) |