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WITandWISDOM(tm) - May 25, 1998 THOUGHTS: Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. - Quips & Quotes, E. C. McKenzie THIS & THAT: Familiarity breeds children. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. First things first! But not necessarily in that order. Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Fools rush in - and get all the best seats. For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility gap. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Get the facts first. You can distort them later. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you've wasted his time unless he lives near water. (Shared by Asa Sparks) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Canada we have two Seasons . . . six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling. A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge. "Toilette pepper!" (Shared by Shane Decoste via Oracle Service Humor Mailing List TRIVIA: FACTS ABOUT AMERICANS, From Harper's Index Preferences: 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers. 69% eat the cake before the frosting. 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. (Shared by Kat via ‘Have A Nice Day' E-mail list |