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WITandWISDOM(tm) - June 22, 1998 THOUGHTS: Never let the odds keep you from pursuing what in your heart you were meant to do. - Unknown (Shared by Daily Humor http://www.Geocities.Com/Heartland/Acres/1029/Jokes.htm) SPECIAL THOUGHTS: The weakest Christians are those who know that they need to pray . . . and yet don't pray. - Daniel O. C. (Shared by Avonlea) THIS & THAT: NEW DRUGS Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving men in today's society . . . DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little accidents." COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's return limit. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. (Shared by Earl Melton via Bill's Punch Line tcmrtalk@airmail.net) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done". A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired." (Shared by Walt Groff) TRIVIA: Thanks for all the response on Thursday's trivia (US State flags on $5 dollar bill.) We are going to rule it not true. - Richard On his inauguration day in 1829, Andrew Jackson had to climb over a wall and enter the Capital from the basement in order to avoid boisterous mobs that thronged the Capitol in celebration. (Shared by MakeMyDay-owner@sparklist.com) |