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WITandWISDOM(tm) - July 21, 1998 THOUGHTS: Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. - Thomas Edison (Shared by MakeMyDay- owner@sparklist.com) SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Before U were thought of or time had begun, God even stuck U in the name of His son. And each time U pray - U'll see that it's true- U can't spell out JesUs and not include U. U're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U He was born, that's why He came. And His great love for U is the reason He died, It even takes U to spell crUcified. Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand- He rose from the dead, with U in His plan. The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, And this word resurrection is spelled with a U. When Jesus left earth at His upward ascension, He felt there was one thing He just had to mention. Go into the world and tell them it's true That I love them all- Just like I love U. So many great people are spelled with a U, Don't they have a right to know Jesus too? It all depends now on what U will do, He'd like them to know- But it all starts with U. JESUS (Shared by Christine Greene) THIS & THAT: SOME STUDENT COMMENTS REGARDING COLLEGE COURSES (With apologies to our good teachers. - Richard) "Text makes a satisfying ‘thud' when dropped on the floor." "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree." "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame." "Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread text." "Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another?" "The instructor would make a good parking lot attendant." "Text is useless; used it to kill roaches in my room." "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!" "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high." "This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays." "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions." "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on tapes." "Text was printed on high quality paper." (Shared by David Youngs' GOOD Stuff!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shortly after returning home from a trip to Sea World in Florida, a friend went shopping for swimsuits with her children. When she emerged from the dressing room in a contrasting black-and-white suit, her four-year-old son, C. J., exclaimed his approval: "Oh, Mommy, I love it! You look just like Shamu!" (Shared by Ann Hallock via Keith's Mostly Clean Humor & Weird List KSullivan@worldnet.att.net) TRIVIA: I don't know why, but the diet 7-UP works great to remove the tar from your car! (and we drink that stuff?) I found this out one day when I set my pop on the car after a wash, and when I knocked it over, it ran down the side of the car and made the tar real soft! [EDITOR'S NOTE: This also seems to work with Sprite, and presumably any soft beverage of the lemon-lime genre. It's really not that surprising, as citrus-based cleaners are becoming increasingly common both in the home and in industry.] The Learn Letter, Copyright 1998, Panmedia Corporation. All rights reserved. http://www.Learn2.com/talk/join.html |