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~~~~~~~ WIT and WISDOM - February 18, 1999

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"Dance as if no one's watching, love as if it's never going to hurt." - Stuart Appleby
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When we see the lilies spinning in distress,
Taking thought to manufacture loveliness -
When we see the birds all building barns for store -
'Twill be time for us to worry, not before.

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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 Br. 2 bath home

Nordic Track $300 hardly used call chubby

Bill's septic cleaning "We haul American made products"

Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks

Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.

Hummels - Largest selection ever "If it's in stock, we have it!"

Georgia Peaches - California grown - 89 cents a lb.

Free: Farm kittens. Ready to eat.

(Harry via E-zine: HEADSCRAPS™ Mailto:headscraps- subscribe@onelist.com)


Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.

The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
(R. Braxton Hagele)

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

JOURNEY NORTH: Want an interactive science project for your students or kids? Journey North allows classes around the world to participate in migratory tracking projects. Students observe the area around them and are able to report their findings on the site. Interaction between various classes is encouraged. Everything from Monarch Butterflies to Humpback whales is tracked here. http://www.learner.org/jnorth/
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