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~~~~~~~ WITandWISDOM™ - June 7, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "After a bad harvest; sow again." - Latin Proverb (E-zine: INSPIRATION A DAY! Mailto:jhinds@technologist.com) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: BIBLE IN 50 WORDS God made Adam bit Noah arked Abraham split Joseph ruled Jacob fooled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Saul freaked David peeked Prophets warned Jesus born God walked Love talked Anger crucified Hope died Love rose Spirit flamed Word spread God remained. (Carol Blum and Merry-Hearts) ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: LINES AND HEADLINES: For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Don't be so open- minded your brains may fall out. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. Allwights wesewved. Department of Redundancy Department Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'etat! (WITandWISDOM™ February 1996) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before'. He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Tyrone, can you spell 'before'?" Tyrone stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Tyrone, now can you use it in a sentence?" Tyrone says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore." (E-zine: KITTY'S DAILY MEWS http://www.katscratch.com) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Purple grape juice seems to have the same effect as red wine in reducing the risk of heart disease. While researchers call the process extremely complex, purple grape juice appears to increase the blood streams's levels of nitric oxide. This chemical reduces the amount of blood platelet clumping in arteries, and helps dilate (or widen) blood vessels. Both of these effects reduce the likelihood that blood clots will block arteries and cause a heart attack. - American Heart Association (Magazine: VIBRANT LIFE http://vibrantlife.com/) |