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WITandWISDOM(tm) - August 11, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities." - Napolean Hill (E-zine: INSPIRATION A DAY! Mailto:jhinds@technologist.com) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. - Rev. Robert E. Harris (E-zine: HUMORG Mailto:Judib@kktv.com) ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: COMMENTS FROM KIDS ABOUT LOVE - PART 3 OF 5 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE? "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." - Bobby, age 9 "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold...Other people care more about the food." - Bart, age 9 "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." - Sarah, age 9 "See if the man has lipstick on his face." - Sandra, age 7 "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire." - Christine, age 9 TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" - Arnold, age 10 "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" - Larry, age 8 "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" - Eddie, age 6 "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'" - Bob, age 9 "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'" - Will, age 7 WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." - Michelle, age 9 "Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat." - Dick, age 7 HOW WAS KISSING INVENTED? "I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." - Gina, age 8 (Walt Groff) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, "Step back please! I've had a course in first Aid." The woman watched his procedures for a few moments, then tapped him on the shoulder, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor," she said, "I'm already here." - Bits & Pieces (Magazine: BITS & PIECES http://www.epinc.com/) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: WALK TODAY; SLEEP TONIGHT Walking at a brisk pace for six or more blocks per day significantly reduces the risk of sleep disorders in adults. A new study of more than 700 Tucson, Arizona, adults found those who included regular physical activity in their daily routine slept better at night, lessened daytime sleepiness, and suffered from fewer nightmares. - Archives of Internal Medicine (Magazine: VIBRANT LIFE http://vibrantlife.com/) |