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WITandWISDOM(tm) - September 10, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "Years later, people look back upon their darkest day and say - as Churchill said of London's war years - "This was our finest hour." In a tough spot right now? You may be on the very edge of winning!" - Guy Lynch (E-zine: INSPIRATION A DAY! Mailto:inspiration_a_day-subscribe@listbot.com) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: "The great people of the earth today are the people who pray. I do not mean those who talk about prayer, nor those who say they believe in prayer, nor yet those who can explain about prayer; but I mean these people who take time and pray. They have not time. It must be taken from something else. This something else is important, very important, and pressing, but still less important and less pressing than prayer. There are people that put prayer first, and group the other items in life's schedule around and after prayer." By S. D. Gordon, Signs of the Times, May 18, 1920 (Dale Galusha ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: THOUGHTS ABOUT CATS - Author Unknown 9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice A cat is a terrible thing to waste . . . Drive safely. A cat is just a bundle of purr. A cat still needs someone to be independent "of." A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other. A cat will assume the shape of its container. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not yet on the ground will be. Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ... Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled? Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art. Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here... Catalyst (n): an alphabetical listing of Italian cats CATFOOD??!!?? You woke me up for a lousy can of CATFOOD??!!?? A Book on Cats - by Ann Gora I'm busier than a one eyed cat watching two mouse holes. If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on? If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat. Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it? It is in his own interest that a cat purrs. It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage. (Roger Wilky via E-zine: THE FUNNIES Mailto:Andychap@aol.com) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: T-SHIRT SAYINGS "Life Is Hard; Then Your Not Here " "60-Year-Old, One Owner, Needs Parts... Make Offer" "I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95 Plus Shipping & Handling " "Goodbye Tension . . . Hello Pension" (E-zine: THE FUNNY LIST http://www.egroups.com/list/thefunnylist) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Why do some cold medications contain alcohol? . . . The alcohol's not there to help you forget your symptoms or to cover up the taste of the cough medicine. After all, in most cases there's not enough alcohol to do either. The alcohol isn't even there to help you sleep, though that is a much appreciated side effect for some sinus sufferers. The real reason is that some drugs don't mix properly with water, so alcohol is the next best thing. And don't worry about having a hangover on top of your cold - the alcohol content in the recommended dosage for most medicines isn't high enough to affect the average person. - Source: WHEN DO FISH SLEEP? By David Feldman (E-zine: DAILY TRIVIA Mailto:trivia-on@mail-list.com) |