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WITandWISDOM(tm) - September 29, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: Plenty of people miss their share of happiness. Not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather (E-zine: NEW-DAILY-QUOTE Mailto:new-daily-quote-subscribe@onelist.com) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Christ claims our help in many a strange disguise: Now, fever ridden, on a bed He lies; Homeless He wanders now beneath the stars; Now counts the number of His prison bars; Now bends beside us, crowned with hoary hairs. No need have we to climb the heavenly stairs And press our kisses on His feet and hands; In every man that suffers, He, the Man of Sorrows, stands. - Author unknown (Christian Quotation of the Day ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: WHEN AGE HAPPENS A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. I don't date women my age. There aren't any. (Milton Berle) As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. (Robert Benchley) You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along. Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news - the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money. (E-zine: THE FUNNY LIST http://www.egroups.com/list/thefunnylist) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . . It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son! Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad! (E-zine: JOKE OF THE DAY Mailto:subscribe-joker@send.memail.com) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Marshall Field, founder of the Chicago department store that bears his name, once overheard one of his clerks arguing with a customer. He asked what was going on. "I'm settling a complaint," said the clerk. "No, you're not," said Field. "Give the lady what she wants." - Bits & Pieces, August 19, 1993 (Magazine: BITS & PIECES http://www.epinc.com/) |