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WITandWISDOM(tm) - January 26, 2000
"Change your thoughts and you change your world." - Norman Vincent Peale
(E-zine: DAILY BITS http://www.DailyBits.com )
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
"What, giving again?" I asked in dismay.
"And must I keep giving and giving away?"
"Oh, no," said the angel, piercing me through,
"Just give till the Father stops giving to you."
- Author Unknown
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
PROFESSIONS AND THEIR CHILDREN
Part 1 of 2 [Jan 26 & May 18]
Sound stage technician's son: Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son: Frank
Gambler's daughter: Bette
Gambler's son: Chip
Exercise guru's son: Jim
Cattle thief's son: Russell
Painter's son: Art
Iron worker's son: Rusty
TV star's daughter: Emmy
Movie star's son: Oscar
Barber's son: Harry
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~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Answers from Children:
The equator is an imaginary lion that runs around the world forever.
An appendix is something you find in the back of a book. But if it gets in people, it has to be taken out.
An optimist is a doctor who looks after your eyes. A pessimist is one who attends to your feet.
The Earth needs the ozone layer to keep in the gravity.
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The director of the St. Petersburg (Russia) zoo says he's going to reduce the time the orangutans spend watching TV "in order to keep the family together." It seems the zoo keepers have been allowing the orangutans to watch TV. But the male became so engrossed that he began ignoring his mate, who became upset over his neglect.
- World as reported in Signs of the Times, September 1999
(Magazine: Signs of the Times http://www.pacificpress.com/signs )