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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 6, 2001 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. - Chinese proverb Source: This Day's Thought ThisDaysThought- subscribe@listbot.com ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Every evening, a mother and her young son, knelt down beside his bed so he could say his prayers. One night, obviously bored with the same old prayer, the little boy said this: "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake...... can I have breakfast with you in the morning?" Source: Illustrations illustrations-subscribe@egroups.com ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: Computer Humor for Children What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral? He clicked on an icon and opened a window. ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: One church has solved the age-old problem of getting congregations to occupy the front pews. The first three rows - and only the first three rows - are equipped with padded foam-rubber cushions. Source: The Funnies, andychaps_the-funnies- subscribe@egroups.com ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: SKYWATCHER'S GUIDE TO THE MOON: Timed to coincide with Full Moon on 09 MAR, this week we feature the space.com Skywatcher's Guide to the Moon (including a Printable Moon Map). http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/moon_guide.html Source: Website of the Week (WoW!) www.wsanford.com/~wsanford/exo/wow.html |