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WITandWISDOM(tm) - April 10, 2001
May we never let the things we can't have, or don't have, or shouldn't have, spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have. - Richard Evans
Source: The Funnies, email@example.com
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here are some of the lesser known ones...
The grandfather who moved to Yugoslavia ... U. Gogh
The brother who accidentally bleached all his clothes white ... Hue Gogh
The real obnoxious brother ... Please Gogh
The brother who ate prunes ... Gotta Gogh
The uncle who worked at a convenience store ... Stop N. Gogh
His dizzy aunt ... Verti Gogh
His domineering aunt... Vira Gogh
The cousin that moved to Illinois ... Chica Gogh
His magician uncle ... Wherediddy Gogh
The cousin who lived in Mexico ... Amee Gogh
Another cousin who lived to the north of Mexico ... Grin Gogh
The nephew that drove a stage coach ... Wells Far Gogh
The aunt who was a good dancer ... Tan Gogh
His ornithologist uncle ... Flamin Gogh
His cousin, the astrologer ... Vir Gogh
His nephew, the Freudian psychoanalyst ... E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin ... Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ... Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ... Poh Gogh
The cousin who wasn't allowed to leave the country ... M. Barr Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van ... Winnie Bay Gogh
And so it goghs ...
Submitted by Elisa Wimer
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter."
Source: Awesome Quotes, www.coolnewsletters.com
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