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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 1, 2001 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "Justice is when we get what we deserve. Mercy is when we don't get what we deserve. But grace is when we get what we don't deserve." Source: Weekend Encounter, by Dick Innes, Copyright 2000, http://www.actsweb.org/subscribe.htm ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: In his beautifully written book, "I Shall Not Want," Robert Ketchum tells of a Sunday School teacher who asked her group of children if anyone could quote the entire Twenty-third Psalm. A golden-haired, four-and-a-half-year-old girl was among those who raised their hands. A bit skeptical, the teacher asked if she could really quote the entire Psalm. The little girl went to the front of the room, faced the class, made a perky little bow, and said: "The Lord is my Shepherd, that's all I want." She bowed again, then returned to her seat. That may well be the greatest interpretation ever heard. Submitted by Jean Hanny Source: Monday Fodder dgaufaaa@iohk.com?subject=Subscribe_Monday_Fodder ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: SIGNS SEEN AT CHURCHES Part 1 of 2 [Nov 1, 9] The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 Under same management for over 2000 years Soul food served here You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday! Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case! Come early for a good Back-seat Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours? Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary A clear conscience makes a soft pillow Submitted by Carol Blum ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: Fresh out of Army parachute school, I was about to make the first jump with my new outfit, the elite 82nd Airborne Division and I was scared. I had heard the stories about rookie jumpers who had been summarily banished from the division when their nerve failed. As soon as the green light came on, the jump master screamed, "Stand up!" but my body wouldn't obey. Then the veteran next to me came to my rescue. A look of utter contempt on his face, he took the action that enabled me to rise: he unsnapped my seat belt. Contributed to Reader's Digest "Humor In Uniform" by Larry Weaver Source: DailyInBox: Reader's Digest CyberSmiles, http://your.dailyinbox.com/rd/ ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: You may enjoy this source for beautiful wall paper for your computer: http://www.birdsandblooms.com/BNBwallpaper.asp?RefURL=&KeyCod e=&OrgURL= Directions for making the pictures your wallpaper (background) are on the page. Submitted by :O) Kimberley |