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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 28, 2001
The secret of contentment is the realization that life is a gift not a right.
Source: God's Little Instruction Book for Women, By Honor Books Publishing Staff (editor), Published by Honor Books, Copyright (c) 1995, ISBN: 156292222X, http://isbn.nu/156292222X/price
Submitted by Nancy Simpson
Subjects: Contentment, Gifts
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2035
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.
Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.
Source: Monday Fodder mailto:email@example.com?subject=Subscribe_Monday_Fodder
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was a pinkish hue, and the jokes began. One wag renamed us the Pink Panzer Division. But the best was the Humvee with the bumper sticker that said, "Ask me about Mary Kay."
Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies
Subjects: Automobiles, Color, Army
ALL TOGETHER NOW
Scientists have recently discovered that many kinds of bacteria do not operate independently. Instead, they seem to communicate with each other and only go to work - causing an infection, for example - when they decide that they have reached the critical mass they need to get the job done. This is called a quorum.
What a coincidence! That's also the way some organizations work.
From: The New York Times, http://www.nytimes.com/
Source: MailBits.com Trivia, Copyright (c) 1998-2001 All rights reserved http://MailBits.com/
Subjects: Bacteria, Teamwork