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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 30, 2001

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Love me for what I am, not what you want me to be.

Source: Dave's Daily Chuckle, http://www.Daily-Chuckle.com

Subjects: Love, Expectation


A lady had recently been baptized and one of her co-workers asked her what it was like to be a Christian. She was caught off guard and didn't know how to answer, but when she looked up she saw a jack-o-lantern on the desk and answered, "It's like being a pumpkin."

The worker asked her to explain and she said, "Well, God picks you from the patch and brings you in and washes off all the dirt on the outside that you got from being around all the other pumpkins. Then he cuts off the top and takes all the yucky out from inside. He removes all those seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then he carves you a new smiling face and puts his light inside of you to shine for all to see."

Source: Sermon Fodder, Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@onelist.com

Subjects: Conversion, Pumpkins

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

Part 4 of 4 [Nov 8, 16, 23, 30]

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.

Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! - Darla

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Source: Bill's Punch Line, http://www.tcmr.com/billspunchline.html

Subjects: Letters, God



Why is six afffffraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

Source: Dave's Daily Chuckle, http://www.Daily-Chuckle.com

Subjects: Mathematics, One Liners

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

After Sam Walton died, the Wal-Mart management team changed the hyphen in the company"s name to a star in memory of its founder.

By Betsy Sanders, Fabled Service: Ordinary Acts, Extraordinary Outcomes, By Sanders, Betsy, Published by John Wiley & Sons (T) (Aug 1, 1997), ISBN: 0787909386, http://isbn.nu/0787909386

Source: Bits & Pieces, October 10, 1996, Copyright (c) Economic Press, Inc., http://www.epinc.com

Subjects: Wal-Mart

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