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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 13, 2003 ISSN 1538-8794 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "If you view all the things that happen to you, both good and bad, as opportunities, then you operate out of a higher level of consciousness." - Les Brown Source: Quotes From The Masters, http://mailroom.dailyinbox.com/ ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: Malapropisms (Misstatements) From Richard Lederer I'm calling on my cellulite phone. I'm blessed with a photogenic memory. Children so smart they are in exhilarated classes. Several workers were laid off, but they all received sufferance pay. I can give you the recipe for my fruit compost. Now it might get a little cool tonight, so just pull that African at the foot of the bed over you. I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incinerate me. My contact lenses adhere to the contortions of my eye. Our son's grades have taken a real nosedrop. Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: The story is told of a burglar who, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob." He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging. As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken." Source: Colorado Comments, http://coloradocomments.com/ ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Check out this Google Feature Type your telephone number (in this format: 555-123-4567) into Google's search bar and click the search button. (This probably only works with US phone numbers.) If this phone number is in the Google data base Google search results will show the name and address associated with this phone number. The results will also include any indexed web pages that contain this phone number. You will also be able to click on an icon and find directions to the address. Google's search page is: http://www.google.com/ For instructions on searching for this information with other parts of a name and address visit: http://www.google.com/help/features.html#wp If you need to correct your name, address and phone number or exclude it form the Google data base visit: http://www.google.com/help/pbremoval.html Submitted by Rosanne Ruggles |