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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 17, 2003 ISSN 1538-8794 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: No emotional crisis is wholly the product of outward circumstances. These may precipitate it. But what turns an objective situation into a subjectively critical one is the interpretation the individual puts upon it --- the meaning it has in his emotional economy; the way it affects his self-image. - Bonaro Overstreet Source: Inspire, http://www.inspirelist.com/ ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Quotes on the Family I believe the family was established long before the church, and my duty is to my family first. I am not to neglect my family. - Dwight Lyman Moody (1837-1899) If your father and mother, your sister and brother, if the very cat and dog in the house, are not happier for your being Christian, it is a question whether you really are. - James Hudson Taylor (1832-1905) Source: A Dose of Inspiration, http://www.quietstones.com/mydailydose ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: The funny, John Hedtke offers some classics that have a charm of their own . . . What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Source: "Have A Nice Day" mailing list Submitted by Udi Latarre ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: Many of us are at the "metallic age" - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Groundhog Day - How accurate is the groundhog? Not so good - less than chance, in fact. Approximately 90 percent of the time, Phil sees his shadow. (Hopefully, he'll get therapy soon for that obvious depression he's suffering.) Records indicate he's right just 39 percent of the time. Phil and his ancestors have been doing this since 1887 in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. For more on Groundhog Day, go to the official website of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club: http://www.Groundhog.org Source: DailyInBox: Trivia, http://your.dailyinbox.com/trivia/ |