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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 14, 2003
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"If malice or envy were tangible and had a shape, it would be the shape of a boomerang." - Charley Reese

Source: Quotes of the Day, mailto:rheamo@centurytel.net?subject=Subscribe_Quotes_of_the_Day


"I once heard of a man who had a sign over his desk that read about as follows:

'I am an old man, and have had many troubles; but most of them never happened.'

When asked for an explanation, he said, 'Many times I have imagined some trouble that might happen to me, picturing it in its worst possible details, and working myself up into a frenzy of fear over it, only to find that when the time actually came, the affair took another course entirely.' "

By Kay M. Adams

Source: Signs of the Times, Copyright (c) September 4, 1928, Pacific Press, http://www.signstimes.com

Submitted by Dale Galusha

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

A woman explained to a psychiatrist that her husband thought he was the Lone Ranger.

The psychiatrist asked, "How long has this been going on?"

"About twenty years."

"Bring him in. I'll cure him."

The woman nodded and said, "I guess it's the right thing to do. But Tonto is so good with the children!"

Source: Have A Nice Day


During his sermon, our pastor quoted Jesus, "Love your neighbor as yourself." To emphasize the point, he asked three times, with increasing intensity: "Who is my neighbor? Who is my neighbor? Who is my neighbor?!" Each time he asked, a young boy behind us answered (mimicking the pastor's intensity, but not quite as loud): "Mister Rogers! Mister Rogers! Mister Rogers!"

Source: Chapnotes, http://www.chaplainsnotes.org/

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

"To make a Deep Impact on Comet Tempel 1, enter your name here:


It will be included with other names on a disc attached to the impactor spacecraft, which will collide with Tempel 1. You can make your own personalized certificate after you click the "Send My Name" button with your name entry."

Adding your name is free, and open to all. NASA will stop taking names in January of next year, as the spacecraft goes into final assembly. Late next year, the comet mission will launch, with the actual impact slated for July of 2005. And you can be there, at least in name. Cool indeed!

Source: LangaList, http://www.langa.com/

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