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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 31, 2004
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself. - John Macnaughton

Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies


A young father and his daughter were on a "get-away" cruise, because his wife and the girl's mother had just died. As they were huddled together on the deck of the ship, coping with the pain, the little girl asked her father, "Daddy, does God love us as much as Mommy did?"

At first the father didn't know what to say. But he knew he couldn't side step the question. Pointing out across the water to the most distant horizon, he said, "Honey, God's love reaches farther than you can see in that direction." Turning around he said, "And God's love reaches farther than you can see in that direction." And then the father looked up at the sky and said, "And God's love is higher than the sky, too." Finally he pointed down at the ocean and said, "And it's deeper than the ocean as well."

After hearing that, the girl responded: "Oh, just think, Daddy. We're right here in the middle of it all."

From: Homiletics, January 5, 1992

Source: The Timothy Report, Copyright (c) 2004 Swan Lake Communications, http://www.swanlake.twoffice.com

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

I'm A Senior Citizen!

I'm the life of the party...... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps... with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.

I'm so cared for - long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Jenny Craig and Toyota commercials, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

Source: Monday Fodder mailto:dgaufaaa@iohk.com?subject=Subscribe_Monday_Fodder


Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.

Source: Bill?s Punch Line, mailto:bills-punch-line-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

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