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~~~~~~~ WITandWISDOM™ - May 5, 1999

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Destiny is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for. - William Jennings Bryan

(Byard Parks)


~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

Quotes gathered from "Football Shorts: 1,001 of the Game's Funniest One-liners" By Glenn Liebman

We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful.
- Mike Ditka, on Jim McMahon

Football features two of the worst aspects of American life - violence and committee meetings.
- George Will

You have to be stupid, and that's working out well for me.
- Bubba Baker, on what it takes to play in the NFL

I'm going to give 110 percent on every play. You can't give any more than that.
- Jimmy Johnson, Illinois quarterback

I recruited a Czech kicker, and during the eye exam the doctor asked if he could read the bottom line. The Czech kicker said, "Read it? I know him."
- Woody Hayes

Whenever they gave him the game ball, he ate it.
- Alex Hawkins, on Butkus

Three things are bad for you. I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third.
- Bill Petersen

I want to thank everyone who helped me get indicted.
- Bill Petersen, on his induction into the Florida Hall of Fame

- Portland Oregonian, January 30, 1999

(Barbara Henry)


At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter?

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
(Walt Groff)

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

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