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~~~~~~~ WITandWISDOM™ - June 7, 1999

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"After a bad harvest; sow again." - Latin Proverb

(E-zine: INSPIRATION A DAY! Mailto:jhinds@technologist.com)



God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Love talked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

(Carol Blum and Merry-Hearts)

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Don't be so open- minded your brains may fall out.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. Allwights wesewved.

Department of Redundancy Department

Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'etat!

(WITandWISDOM™ February 1996)


A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before'. He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Tyrone, can you spell 'before'?"

Tyrone stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

"Excellent Tyrone, now can you use it in a sentence?"

Tyrone says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

(E-zine: KITTY'S DAILY MEWS http://www.katscratch.com)

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Purple grape juice seems to have the same effect as red wine in reducing the risk of heart disease. While researchers call the process extremely complex, purple grape juice appears to increase the blood streams's levels of nitric oxide. This chemical reduces the amount of blood platelet clumping in arteries, and helps dilate (or widen) blood vessels. Both of these effects reduce the likelihood that blood clots will block arteries and cause a heart attack. - American Heart Association

(Magazine: VIBRANT LIFE http://vibrantlife.com/)

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