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WITandWISDOM(tm) - August 10, 1999

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"Men are not influenced by things, but by their thoughts about things." - Unknown

Source: Weekend Encounter, by Dick Innes, Copyright 2002, http://www.actsweb.org/subscribe.htm


"But Lord, I don't like it on the edge." I answered.

"Come to the edge."

"I'm afraid of the edge!"

"Come to the edge."

"But what if I come to the edge and I fall off?"

"Trust me. Come to the edge."

"I trust you, Lord."

I went to the edge. . .and He pushed me off. . .

And then. . .

. . .I flew.

Source: Weekend Encounter, by Dick Innes, Copyright 2002, http://www.actsweb.org/subscribe.htm

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

BURMA SHAVE SIGNS - Part 3 of 3 [7-20, 7-30]

Why does a chicken
Cross the street?
She sees a guy
She'd like to meet
He uses

Prickly pears
Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles

He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not

He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!

You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose

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Children brighten up a home: They always forget to turn out the lights!

The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.

Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

"The Verse by the Side of the Road," by Frank Rowsome, Jr., is a fine book that looks at the history of Burma-Shave and lists every jingle ever used. Amazon.com has it at http://www.amazon.com Just do a search for the book title.

Submitted by John L. Hoh, Jr., http://www.geocities.com/hohjohn/

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