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WITandWISDOM(tm) - April 17, 2000

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

"In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them." - Dr. Joyce Brothers

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"When Deacon Gill was asked what was his business, he said it was to serve God; but he pounded iron to pay expenses." Unknown, Signs of the Times, February 29, 1892.

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Submitted by: Dale Galusha

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:


It appears that Lucas uses a formula to create all those unique names you see in the Star Wars trilogy and Phantom Menace (Jar Jar Binks, ObiWan, etc.). Well. . . now we have the formula! To see what your Star Wars name is,

follow the steps below. . .

Star Wars First Name
1. Take the first 3 letters of your last name.
2. Add to that, the first 2 letters of your first name.

Star Wars Last Name
1. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name.
2. Add to that the first 3 letters of the name of the town or city in which you were born.

Source: Billís Punch Line, bills-punch-line-subscribe@onelist.com via http://www.witandwisdom.org


As a clerk at a university post office, I was greeting patrons with a "Hello" or "Good morning."

When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter, I happened to say, "How's it going?"

Laying his foreign mail in front of me, he replied, "Airmail."

Giggles & Grins Copyright(c) 2000 by Igiggle@aol.com All Rights Reserved

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~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:


Splitting rent can save big bucks, and when the chemistry is right, roommates can create a cozy little abode. Then again, the wrong roommate can make home life miserable. Check out the dos and don'ts of peaceful cohabitation. http://www.learn2.com/09/0926/0926.php3

Source: The Learn Letter, Copyright 2000, Panmedia Corporation. All rights reserved. Www.learn2.com/cgi-bin/learnline?18@@ via http://www.witandwisdom.org

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