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WITandWISDOM(tm) - February 2, 2001
"I have learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances." - Martha Washington
Source: Inspiration A Day!, firstname.lastname@example.org
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
A manager has been told to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis.
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing. "It's going fine", the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!".
"Really? What happens then?", the secretary asks enthusiastically.
"Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"
Source: Kitty's Daily Mews, Copyright (c) 1997-2001 All rights reserved worldwide, mailto:email@example.com?subject=Sub_KDM
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
"The young army doctor was stationed at a remote dispensary in the South Pacific. One day he was puzzled about treatment for one of his patients.
He radioed a base hospital:
'Have case of beriberi. What shall I do?'
A prankster got hold of the message. This was the reply:
'Give it to the Marines. They'll drink anything.'
Source: The Funnies, firstname.lastname@example.org
The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as "It is finished" were the same words used in bills of sale and meant "paid in full." - John Hoh www.geocities.com/brandedhand/