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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 6, 2001

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. - Chinese proverb

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Every evening, a mother and her young son, knelt down beside his bed so he could say his prayers.

One night, obviously bored with the same old prayer, the little boy said this:

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake...... can I have breakfast with you in the morning?"

Source: Illustrations illustrations-subscribe@egroups.com

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

Computer Humor for Children

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a window.


One church has solved the age-old problem of getting congregations to occupy the front pews. The first three rows - and only the first three rows - are equipped with padded foam-rubber cushions.

Source: The Funnies, andychaps_the-funnies- subscribe@egroups.com

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:


Timed to coincide with Full Moon on 09 MAR, this week we feature the space.com Skywatcher's Guide to the Moon (including a Printable Moon Map). http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/moon_guide.html

Source: Website of the Week (WoW!) www.wsanford.com/~wsanford/exo/wow.html

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