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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 6, 2001
If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody. - Chinese proverb
Source: This Day's Thought ThisDaysThought- firstname.lastname@example.org
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
Every evening, a mother and her young son, knelt down beside his bed so he could say his prayers.
One night, obviously bored with the same old prayer, the little boy said this:
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake...... can I have breakfast with you in the morning?"
Source: Illustrations email@example.com
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
Computer Humor for Children
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a window.
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
One church has solved the age-old problem of getting congregations to occupy the front pews. The first three rows - and only the first three rows - are equipped with padded foam-rubber cushions.
Source: The Funnies, andychaps_the-funnies- firstname.lastname@example.org
SKYWATCHER'S GUIDE TO THE MOON:
Timed to coincide with Full Moon on 09 MAR, this week we feature the space.com Skywatcher's Guide to the Moon (including a Printable Moon Map). http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/moon_guide.html
Source: Website of the Week (WoW!) www.wsanford.com/~wsanford/exo/wow.html