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WITandWISDOM(tm) - November 12, 2001
Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product. - Eleanore Roosevelt (1884-1962)
Submitted by Udi Latarre
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
A father wanted to read his magazine, but was being bothered by his little daughter, Susie. Finally, he tore out a page of the magazine, on which was printed the map of the world. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Susie, and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together."
After a few minutes, Susie returned and handed him the map correctly fitted together. The father was very surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh", she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got Jesus in His place, then the world came out all right."
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~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
LIFE'S IRONIES ...
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
The most precious thing we have is life.
Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Submitted by Donna Bottgenbach
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
One of my first duties as an Air Force officer was to set up a field medical-training program at our hospital. I conducted a class in triage -- sorting out battlefield casualties according to the likelihood of survival. We had applied theatrical makeup to several airmen to simulate different wounds. Pointing to one of the "casualties," I said to the group, "This man has severe brain damage. What would you do with him?"
Came this reply from the back of the class: "Make him an officer!"
From "Humor In Uniform" by Capt. Thomas L. Patterson in Reader's Digest, http://www.readersdigest.com
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