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WITandWISDOM(tm) - September 2, 2002
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among my people the greatest asset I possess, and the way to develop the best in a person is by appreciation and encouragement. I believe in giving people incentive to work. So I am anxious to praise but loath to find fault. I am hearty in my approbation and lavish in my praise. - Charles Schwab

Source: DailyThought http://www.sperience.net/lists/signlist.html#thought


~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

A marketing survey specialist is asking Dan, a southern college kid, some questions about different products he uses.

MSS - Which shaving cream do you use?
Dan - Baba's

MSS - Which aftershave do you use?
Dan - Baba's

MSS - Which deodorant do you use?
Dan - Baba's

MSS - Which toothpaste do you use?
Dan - Baba's

MSS - Okay, tell me, what is this 'Baba'?
Is it an international company?
Dan - Shoot no. He's my room-mate.

Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies


When you know a friend or neighbor's car is in the shop for some work, find the name of the garage doing the work. Then get a bunch of pots and pans and stack them up on the table, and call your friend or neighbor.

Say, "This is Bob from (name of garage) your car is all done and we are just taking it down of the lift now." and as you finish this statement, push all the pans onto the floor.. then, very nervously, say, "uhhh, I'll call you right back."

Source: Colorado Comments, http://coloradocomments.com/

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

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Source: Bud's Links, mailto:BUD770@aol.co m?subject=join_BUDS_Links

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