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WITandWISDOM(tm) - October 17, 2002
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!

Source: Gentle Humor, mailto:words@netcarrier.com?subject=GHSubscribe


~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

A young man was hauled into court for fighting. "Tell your side of the story," said the Judge.

"Well, I was in the phone booth talkin' to my girl when this guy wants to use the phone. Me and my girl had just talked for about ten minutes when he opened the door, grabs me by the neck and tosses me out of the booth."

"Then you got angry ?" asked the judge.

"No," the young man replied, "I really didn't get mad 'til he grabbed my gal by the neck and threw her out, too!"

Source: Funny Pages Mailing List


My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch.

"You are the role models of our company," he proudly announced. "I can tell you that whenever the owners talk about you and your office, they use nothing but expletives."

A stunned silence followed.

Then the manager blushed, cleared his throat, and added, "I meant superlatives."

Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

Printed on the package of a vegetarian "burger": "The time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. - Leonardo da Vinci"

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