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WITandWISDOM(tm) - April 1, 2003
"Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right, it's ended up not being right." - Mario Cuomo
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~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
Q. Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
A. Nurse: No change yet.
Q. Why couldn't the pony talk?
A. Because he was a little hoarse.
Q. What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
A. Winnie the Phew!
Q. What did the Arithmetic textbook say to the Reading textbook?
A. Don't tell me your sad stories, I'm the one with the problems!"
Q. What did the Calculus textbook say to the Arithmetic textbook?
A. "You think ‘you' have got problems!"
Q. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
A. They all have phones.
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. Nice belt.
Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.
Q. Where did the baby ear of corn come from?
A. The stalk brought her.
Q. Why are robots never afraid?
A. Because they have nerves of steel.
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~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We'd better throw this one out too, then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
Submitted by John L. Bechtel
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