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WITandWISDOM(tm) - July 25, 2003
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

Integrity is when what you say, what you do, what you think, and who you are all come from the same place. - Madelyn Griffith-Haynie

Source: Inspire, http://www.inspirelist.com/


A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and changed the water into wine.

"And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward.

The boy thought for a moment and answered, "If you're having a wedding, make sure Jesus is there."

Source: The Timothy Report, Copyright (c) 2003 Swan Lake Communications, http://www.swanlake.twoffice.com

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores . . .

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . .

Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness. . . .

Then my friend, Buy a cat!

Source: Quotes of the Day, mailto:rheamo@centurytel.net?subject=Subscribe_Quotes_of_the_Day


One afternoon after a rainstorm, I noticed one of the most beautiful rainbows I had ever seen. I called my 3-year-old daughter, Ashley, to the door so we could go outside and look at it together. With wide eyes she carefully studied it until finally she looked at me and said, "But, Mommy, where is the ark?"

By Sheri Blake, Cowpens, South Carolina

Source: Adventist Review, ISSN 0161-1119, (c) June 2003, http://www.adventistreview.org/

Submitted by Nancy Simpson

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

In Cleveland, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia banned all audio and video media from the room as he accepted a free speech award from the Cleveland City Club.

Source: The Oregonian, Copyright (c) May 29, 2003, http://www.oregonian.com/

Submitted by Barbara Henry

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