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WITandWISDOM(tm) - August 15, 2005
ISSN 1538-8794

~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS:

We are rich only through what we give. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Source: Quote Lady's Quote of the Day, mailto:quote-a-day-subscribe@yahoogroups.com


While Hopu, a young Sandwich islander, was in this country, he spent an evening in a company where an infidel lawyer tried to puzzle him with difficult questions. At length Hopu said: “I am a poor boy. It is not strange that my blunders in English should amuse you. But soon there will be a larger meeting than this. We shall all be there. They will ask us all one question, namely, ‘Do you love the Lord Jesus Christ?’ Now, sir, I think I can say, ‘Yes.’ What will you say, sir?”

When he ceased speaking, all present were silent. At length the lawyer said that as the evening was far gone, they would better conclude it with prayer, and proposed that the young man should pray. He did so; and as he poured out his heart to God, the lawyer could not conceal his feelings. Tears came to his eyes, and he sobbed aloud. All present wept; and when they separated, the words, “What will you say, sir?” followed the lawyer home, and did not leave him till they brought him to the Savior.

Source: Signs of the Times, Copyright (c) January 13, 1898, Pacific Press, http://www.signstimes.com

~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:

You Know It's Hot Outside When...

you ask your boss for extra work so you can be in the air conditioning as much as possible

your pool water starts to boil in the sun

the hot-dogs sold outside Yankee Stadium are actually hot

pigs complain about sweating like humans

a scalding hot shower still cools you down

people walking down the sidewalk spontaneously burst into flames

a $20 surcharge is added to your bill when you eat at air-conditioned restaurants

you need a spatula to remove your clothing

you are sitting inside reading these jokes

Source: Cybersalt Digest, http://www.cybersalt.org/


Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. - Albert Camus

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. - Dave Barry

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Hoover

Source: Quotes of the Day, http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html

~~~~~~~ TRIVIA:

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Add descriptions to your photos and then search by keyword. Arrange them in folders and create slide shows. Then use the backup utility to archive your photos to CD or DVD. It also helps you create Web archives.

There are also editing features to help you crop, rotate and adjust images. And don’t worry about making mistakes – the originals are preserved!

The program will take a while to download, even on a broadband connection. But it's worth it. You must register within 30 days, but registration is free. It runs on Windows 98 and later.

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