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WITandWISDOM(tm) - December 30, 1998 ISSN 1538-8794 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance. - Author Unknown Source: DailyQuote c1998 http://www.dailycast.com ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Let a man set his heart only on doing the will of God and he is instantly free. . . If we understand our first and sole duty to consist of loving God supremely and loving everyone, even our enemies, for God's dear sake, then we can enjoy spiritual tranquilly under every circumstance. - A. W. Tozer (1897-1963) Source: Christian Quotation of the Day http://www.gospelcom.net/cqod/cqodlist.htm ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: "BURMA SHAVE" ADS Remember these signs? One saying was usually on four signs, a quarter of a mile apart bring us "miles of smiles." On curves ahead, remember Sonny, That rabbit's foot didn't save the bunny. BURMA SHAVE Drinking drivers, nothing worse, they put the quart before the hearse. BURMA SHAVE Sleep in a chair, nothing to lose, but a nap at the wheel is a permanent snooze. BURMA SHAVE Angels who guard you when you drive, usually retire at 65. BURMA SHAVE Thirty days hath September, April, June and the speed offender. BURMA SHAVE If hugging on highways is your sport, turn in your car for a davenport! BURMA SHAVE Don't lose your head to gain a minute, you need your head, your brains are in it. BURMA SHAVE Submitted by Hannelore Dill ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?" Joke Review mailto:farmboy@alpha1.net ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Millions of objects have been lost at sea over the years! Single accidents have released 500,000 cans of beer, 29,000 yellow ducks (and other bathtub friends), 80,000 Nike sneakers, 5 million Lego toy pieces, and hundreds of thousands of rubber sandals. In addition, at any one time there are millions of chunks of trash and other objects, and fifty or more abandoned vessels, all floating free, carried by the currents on the open ocean. Each year, thousands of these items wash ashore on beaches around the world. Some people study their patterns of distribution, which can reveal much about currents and ocean circulation. When an accident releases a vast number of items, special alerts go out to beachcombers, who watch for them and report the time and place where each object is found. The Beachcomber's Alert, with great stories about mysterious finds: http://www.beachcombers.org Source: The Learning Kingdom http://www.LearningKingdom.com/join.html |