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WIT & WISDOM - January 20, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going. [1] ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: Wait patiently for the Master's arrival. You see farmers do this all the time, waiting for the valuable crops to mature, patiently letting the rain do its slow but sure work. Be patient like that. Stay steady and strong. The Master could arrive at any time. - James 5:7-8 (The Message) [2] ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE Forrest Gump . . . . . Life is like a Box of chocolates... Forrest Simpson . . . . . Mmmmm, choolate Forrest the Hun . . . . . Chocolate all mine! Forrest Simmons . . . . . Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE! Forrest Rivera . . . . . People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest' Forrest Shakespeare . . . . . Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question Forrest Of Borg . . . . . All chocolates must be assimilated Forrest Presley . . . . . Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate Forrest Zen . . . . . I am one with the chocolate Forrest Ventura . . . . . Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then... Forrest Spock . . . . . Logically speaking, we are all chocolate Forrest Scotty . . . . . The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n Forrest Rooney . . . . . Why is it, that we are all chocolates? Forrest Butler . . . . . Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate Forrest O'Hara . . . . . Tomorrow, is another box of chocolates. Forrest Lee . . . . . Fight with your inner chocolate Forrest Copperfield . . . . . Poof, the chocolates are gone! Forrest Adam . . . . . Chocolates are forbidden Forrest Eve . . . . . Just eat one.... Forrest Noah . . . . . 2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter Forrest Ali . . . . . I am the chocolate boxer! Forrest on phonics . . . . . Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets Forrest PsychicLine . . . . . Yes, I knew you were a chocolate Forrest Alimony . . . . . The Box is mine! Forrest Andrews . . . . . The Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates Forrest Costello . . . . . Who's eating chocolate? Forrest Abbott . . . . . No, who is not eating chocolate [3] ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her eight-year-old son said. "We've got one of those in our town too." [4] ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: It may not be an earthshaking question, but have you ever wondered where paper clips go? Lloyd's bank of London kept track of 100,000 paper clips. Only about 20,000 were used to clip papers together. Of the others, 14,163 were twisted during conversations on the telephone, 19,143 were used as card game chips, 7,200 held clothing together, 5,423 were used to pick teeth or scratch ears, 5,308 cleaned fingernails, 3,916 unplugged tobacco pipes. The remaining 25,000 were swept into the trash after falling on the floor. [5] ~~~~~~~ CONTRIBUTORS: [1] (E-zine: DAILY HUMOR http://www.eGroups.com/list/dailyhumor/) [2] (E-zine: DAILY SCRIPTURE http://www.tagnet.org/scripture) [3] (E-zine: HAVE A NICE DAY Mailto:smiles@bapp.com) [4] (E-zine: MIKEY'S FUNNIES http://www.YouthSpecialties.com) [5] (E-zine: DAILY BITS http://www.DailyBits.com) |