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WIT and WISDOM - February 10, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: "If I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Source: FAST EDDIE'S FUNNIES http://recommend-it.com/l.z.e?s=154533 ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: ENOUGH Philip C. Brewer Strong enough to be weak; Successful enough to fail; Busy enough to take time; Wise enough to say, "I don't know"; Serious enough to laugh; Rich enough to be poor; Compassionate enough to discipline; Conservative enough to give freely; Mature enough to be childlike; Important enough to be last; Courageous enough to fear God; Planned enough to be spontaneous; Controlled enough to be flexible; Free enough to endure captivity; Knowledgeable enough to ask questions; Great enough to be anonymous; Responsible enough to play; Assured enough to be rejected; Stable enough to cry; Victorious enough to lose; Industrious enough to relax; Leading enough to serve. Source: This and That Mailto:milady@mediaone.net ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: BEYOND MURPHY BOLING'S POSTULATE: If you re feeling good, don t worry, it will pass. HOFFER'S LAW: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another. BARAUCH'S LAW: If all you ve got is a hammer, all the objects around look like nails. KOVAC'S LAW: When you dial a wrong number, the line is never busy FARNSDICAI'S OBSERVATION: After things went from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat ON EVASIVE MANEUVER STRATEGY IN AERIAL COMBAT: The fly lands in one the following three places: 1. a place beyond your reach. 2. a delicate and treasured piece of fixture. 3. a sensitive part of your body. CONNER'S SECOND LAW: If a document is top secret someone will forget it in the xerox STRANO'S LAW: When everything else doesn't work, try the boss's idea Source: FAST EDDIE'S FUNNIES http://recommend- it.com/l.z.e?s=154533 ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty." Source: JOKE REVIEW Mailto:farmboy@alpha1.net ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: In Swansea, Massachusetts, a 15-pound concrete garden frog that disappeared from John and Gert Knight's back yard in April was returned on Monday by a limousine driver. When the frog disappeared, a letter was left that said it just needed to get away from the grind of garden life, but would be home for the holidays. The Knights received postcards and snapshots of the frog in places that included New York, Venice, Indonesia and Venezuela. The limousine driver said he was given instructions to deliver the frog safely to its home, but denied being involved in the abduction. Source: JOKES EVERY DAY Mailto:jokesubscribe@jokeseveryday.com |