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~~~~~~~ WITandWISDOM™ - April 14, 1999 ~~~~~~~ THOUGHTS: To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as on sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich. - Mark Twain (E-zine: INSPIRE http://www.infoadvn.com/inspire/) ~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS: "God is more interested in us as individual people than for the work he can squeeze out of us. He did not redeem us for service but for fellowship with himself for ever. He is less concerned about our structures and strategies than he is about our relationship with him." p. 281 "The Unfinished Work of World Evangelization" by Patrick Johnstone (E-zine: MONDAY FODDER Mailto:dgaufaaa@iohk.com) ~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT: YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN. . . 1 You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 2 You can't live without glasses. 3 Your back goes out more than you do. 4 You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 5 You buy a compass for the dash of your car. 6 You are proud of your lawn mower. 7 Your best friend is dating someone half his age, and isn't breaking any laws. 8 Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. 9 You sing along with the elevator music. 10 You would rather go to work than stay home sick. 11 You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 12 You make an appointment to see the dentist. 13 You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14 People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 15 You answer a question with, "Because I said so" 16 You send money to PBS. 17 The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. 18 You take a metal detector to the beach. 19 You wear black socks with sandals. 20 You know what the word "equity" means. 21 You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. (and got up without PAIN) 22 Your ears are hairier than your head. 23 You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. 24 You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 25 You got cable for the weather channel. ("Old Folks MTV") 26 You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 27 Someone thought of you and sent you this list . . . (Jo Kuhlmeyer Mailto:billnjok@mindspring.com) ~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING: A preacher who suffered extremely strained relations with his congregation was finally appointed chaplain at the state prison. Elated to be rid of him so easily, the people came in great numbers to hear his farewell discourse. The pastor chose as his text, "I go and prepare a place for you. . . that where I am, there ye may be also." - John 14:3 (Bill Jones via E-zine: BILL'S PUNCH LINE http://www.tcmr.com/billspunchline.html) ~~~~~~~ TRIVIA: Here's everything you need to know about the 50 United States of America! You can use this site to brush up on your knowledge of the States and Capitols. Kids you can use this to prepare for a report, or just impress your teacher with your knowledge! Anyway, here's the URL: http://www.50states.com/ E-zine: SuPeR-SiTeS Newsletter patty@lawtonok.net |