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WITandWISDOM(tm) - March 13, 2002
A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
Source: The Funnies, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/andychaps_the-funnies
~~~~~~~ SPECIAL THOUGHTS:
It is not always easy to....
think and then act
profit by mistakes
forgive and forget
... but it usually pays.
By Richard Hamilton
Submitted by Jerolyn Baldwin
Subjects: Ideologies, Character
~~~~~~~ THIS & THAT:
I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex.
We often took our breaks in the kitchen, and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.
One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would you eat this up, love?"
Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb!
Soon our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?"
Source: Gentle Humor, mailto:email@example.com?subject=Subscribe
Subjects: Cafeteria, Language, Misunderstood
~~~~~~~ KEEP SMILING:
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Source: HUMOR Digest
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Source: Cool and New, http://thepocket.com/
Subjects: Bible, Computers